Friday’s Daily Domain Drops and Auctions And a Joke

Sep 17 2010

There have been some solid names on the block lately and this upcoming week looks good as well.  Sedo has some pretty strong names coming across in the next week as well.  I have to admit this bankroll I have is burning a hole in my pocket but I haven’t purchased anything in weeks so I’m holding together pretty well as I search for my million dollar domain.  Now onto the names. I love domains like this.  Someone says “What am I….chopped liver?”  No but I am and you give them your card.  Goes with my but not as harsh as Rick’s I would imagine they would have jobs like guy that puts pencils through quality control, Person that changes the lights at the top of Sears Tower, Security Guard at the Dollar Store, and Bag Phone Repairman Dude you gotta get this one I think this one is undervalued.  8000 searches for a $1.50 CPC is certainly worth more than $70 You could have people join each other’s wolfpack.  You could be the next facebook Already at $4000 but NNNN are increasing more in price that most other categories of domains (goes off very very early this morning)

And the joke

“Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the guy.

“Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,” says the senator.

“I’m sorry but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

“Now it’s time to visit Heaven.”

So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well then, you’ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, “Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck. “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator.”Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning! Today you voted for us! The election is over.”

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